The hotel encounters problems with stocking proper menorahs for Hanukkah, the kitchens run the gauntlet of solstice food fare, the Old Norse spirits, The Disir, arrive to a solemn welcome, and the hotel ends its annual migration to the sea.

The hotel receives a steampunk elephant, language tenses stop working, The Producer and a vampire are now a thing, Lionel struggles with S.A.D., and George the Coatrack makes an appearance.

The hotel's phone lines become haunted and have to be replaced, the Nick of Time retires, someone keeps throwing people's hats into fairy circles, and a secret agency pulls off a sting operation.

The hotel struggles to find a wind deity for some work, Latrice returns to the hotel, a vampire, concierge, and a dryad walk into a café, and someone sends Lionel a mysterious letter.

The hotel struggles to rebuild a magic ballroom, Lionel argues with The Producer over a ghost light, and a rangale of White Stags arrive to exact a solemn vow.

CONTENT WARNING: Contains discussions of suicide, depression, and domestic abuse.

While the hotel faces a logistical problem with hosting an academic conference, Ferdinanda and Jacqueline come to terms with each other.

CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains mentions of suicide and depression.

The Hotel moves into the post-summer off season, Professor What and his time traveling telephone box stop by for a visit, and savage sculptures of The Vigil Grove make an appearance.

Labyrinth Park hits a snag during its final renovations, Užsparinė comes knocking in search of the Agamas, a fellowship of Buddhist monks befuddle Lionel, and the hotel runs out of Liquid Courage.

The Hotel is up for a design and style audit from the Office of Distinguished Connoisseurs, the Associated Guild of Condiments comes knocking to talk about dinner table representation, hotel chairs cease functioning, and the hotel sees the return of The Producer.

A snow globe family reunion gets off to a rocky start, the Hotel begins its migration towards the coast, and Labyrinth Park finally begins its repairs though there is drama in the design team.

Labyrinth Park prepares for it's upcoming repairs, there is a terrible mix up with absinthe in the Gallimaufry Salon, several guests get dismembered by piranha patterned carpet, there is talk of bringing back the Schrödinger menu, and the Hotel mounts a rescue for a Basilisk and a Snallygaster.

Lionel types out a personal letter to Mademoiselle Rouge asking for her help. The hotel has gotten itself into a sticky, international situation involving a Snallygaster, the Knights of the Roundtable, and several political refugees, one of whom tells her story of hope, invisibility, and escape.

Featuring the lovely guest voice of Alyssa Gose.

The hotel has had to call in professional Basileers, Basilisk hunters. They do grim work, but there doesn't seem to be any other way to retrieve Latrice. Meanwhile, the hotel must contend with a mix-up with a binary guest who only speaks Assembly, two French and Arabic philosophers who can't argue existentialism quietly, and a series of dreams that seem to have shrunk in the laundry.

The search for Latrice continues deep in the Crimson Forest. Meanwhile the hotel hosts an army of caterpillars along with a growing PR problem. More polyhedral guests begin to complain about accommodations. The Wizard of Odds comes to stay with the hotel while in political exile. Also, the hotel has begun running out of coffee.

A mysterious theater appears within the hotel. Cosmonauts in room 2001 get carried away with space time. A reminder that electricity is dangerous for people who resist. And a lead on what happened to Latrice, the lovely but missing sea turtle topiary.

An Escarpment of (rude) Obelisks have moved in and are blocking sunlight for the plants staying at the hotel. Wishing coins at the bottom of a fountain protest when told they must move, one of the clubs at the hotel needs to be fumigated for zig-zags, the Brotherhood of Miscellaneous Observances strikes a blow against the hotel's cheese inventory, and in the background of it all a looming storm approaches.

The hotel faces some difficulties when guests complain about a peckish statue out in the garden. Also there is a shortage of blood for the vampire clients, a supply chain breakdown of eggs, a discussion of the dietary nature of flies, and one guest who can't stay away from his exploding fruit. Just another day in the hospitality business for the odd and incorporeal.